If Jesus ran for President

A Christian friend writes me--

If Jesus ran for President...

The Democrats wouldn't vote for him because the Washington Post said that God is a Republican.
The Tea Partiers wouldn't vote for him because he's not a native-born citizen.
The NeverTrump Republicans wouldn't vote for him because he speaks a very vulgar Aramaic and has holes in his tiny little hands.

My favorite argument for the existence of God

1. All life comes from life (Pasteur)
2. Our universe was once in a state in which no life could exist within it (The Big Bang)
3. Therefore life in our universe must created by some kind of life from outside our universe.
4. In English, the creator of life in our universe is called "God."